10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "No river, no fish."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.