10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer