10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from