10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.