10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown