10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel