10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo