10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha