10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Fold and live to fold again
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!