10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The all-in play works everytime but once.