10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion