10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!