10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.