10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright