10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain