10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.