10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?