10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.