10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.