10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.