10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker is for loners.