10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss