10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier