10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.