10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...