10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'