10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.