10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.