10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A