10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Welcome to kicker school
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.