10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs