10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it