10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant