10 Random Poker Quotes

"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP