10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.