10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss