10 Random Poker Quotes

In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
Poker is for loners.
Fish don't eat Nutz!