10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.