10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel