10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fold and live to fold again
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.