10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz