10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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