10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth