10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear