10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers