10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)