10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is for loners.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS