10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.