10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.