10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones